Monday, March 24, 2008

A Sign of the Coming Cultural Apocalypse

This week's Sign that the End is Nigh:

A kindergarten class in one of my schools just had a pre-Spring Break party that included Grilled Fruit and Shrimp Skewers as the snack. First of all, who gives sharp sticks - with or without food on them - to a bunch of 5-6 year olds? Secondly, what the hell is wrong with cookies and milk? It's healthy and all, but fruit and shrimp? PTA moms with toooooo much time on their hands, my friends.

Several kindergarteners were then picked up BY LIMO to be taken to the local Dairy Queen.

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